February 2011
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So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...
– John Keating, Dead Poets Society (via notforthethrill)
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One thing I've learnt over my miserable teenage...
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Superficial people that admit they are...
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All Things Treasured: extreme makeover: home... →
youdsay:
I always had a real problem with this show, but I watched it every sunday anyway because it came on right after america’s funniest home videos and we didn’t have cable so there was nothing else to watch anyway. my problem initially began as a selfish one - I was upset that all of…
I AM SO SICK.
sleeponthefloordreamaboutme:
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A SMALL WOODLAND ANIMAL STUCK IN MY THROAT AND WAKING UP IN A POOL OF DROOL BECAUSE I NEED TO BREATHE THROUGH MY MOUTH WAS WONDERFUL OH MY GOODNESS.
It’s even better when you sleep with halls in your mouth cause of a sore throat and you wake up in the morning with a sticky hardened splotch around your face and on your pillow.
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I'm so comfortable right now, I'm afraid I'm going...
When the test papers are returned, and..
flairey:
You failed and you have the lowest score in class:
You failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
You failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
You failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
You passed:
You get the highest score in class:
Your friend gets the highest score in class:
Someone you don’t like gets the...
thoughts while on my period
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
omg i bled through didnt i
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
at least im not pregnant
sleeponthefloordreamaboutme:
I’m good for a good fuck and apparently that’s it.
naw gurl. too far, too far.
co-workers watching porn in office. nbd.
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I am the youngest employee and only female in my office.
lawl
#mylifeasacomputerengineer
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